ഒരു ഇംഗ്ലീഷ് തമാശ(ചളി)

Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar in Vegas.

After a while, one looks at the other and says, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from India.”

The other woman responds proudly, “Yes, that I am!”

The first woman says, “So am I! And where abouts from India might you be?”

The other woman answers, “I’m from Kerala.”

The first woman responds, “Oh wow, and so am I! And what state did you live on in India?”

The other woman says, “Gods own country as it is known, South western state called Kerala.”

The first woman says, “Faith and it’s a small world, so did I! where abouts in Kerala?”

The other woman answers, “Kollam District”

The first woman responds, “Oh my Gosh!, me as well! where abouts in Kollam?”

The other woman answers, “Beautiful little town called Kottarakkara”

The first woman responds, “I am flabbergasted!, me as well! And to what school would you have been going?”

The other woman answers, “Well now, I went to St. Mary’s of course.”

The first woman gets really excited, and says, “I can't believe. And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?”

The other woman answers, “Well, now, I graduated in 2004.”

The first woman exclaims, “The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary’s in 2004 my own self.”

About this time, a man walks into the bar, sits down next to them, and orders a beer.

The bartender walks over noticing this man shaking his head and mutters, “It’s going to be a long night tonight, the Kollam twins are drunk again"